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Bustin' Deals
00:37
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Spoken: BUSTIN' DEALS!
He's got a million things
All inside his store
And when you'll be leaving
You'll be asking for more
Bustin' Deals
Is really the place to go
He's real sharp and savvy
Don't ya dig those looks?
Clothes, appliances, and toys
DVD, games, and book
Bustin' Deals is really the place to
GOOOOOOO-OH-WEE-OH
Bustin' Deals
Is really the place to go
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Super Safe Sally Theme
00:18
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Super Safe Sally
Super Safe Sally
She's super safe wherever she goes.
(Repeat)
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Only You
01:06
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So it's true
I use you once and then you are thrown away
Blunted and forever you are gone astray
Chorus:
Only you
Only you
It's only you I'll be missing evermore
Only you
Only you
It's only you that can make my poor heart sore
Thought you knew
When I found you that it wouldn't be for long
But in some junkyard you will not hear my song
(Repeat chorus twice)
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Chorus:
How on earth did you get so ugly?
Do doors just tend to smash around your face?
How on earth did you get so ugly?
You better have some extra paper bags at your place.
I kinda wonder why I don't hear screams
When your eyeball's popping at its seams
And if you think I'm being kind of cruel
You better take a look at yourself, you fool!
Chorus
Please don't go into a mirror store
Or their supplies will suddenly be no more
Can you at least do something with your hair
Apparently you lost a dare
It's not that I don't like you or anything
It's just that when I met you, my eyes began to sting
I suffered convulsions of my brain and my eyes
It's only when I look at you that part me dies
If there's one beauty tip I could suggest:
Can you put your face in a bee's nest
Your about as cute as my hairless cat
You've got the grotesque factor down pat
Ohhh...
Chorus x2
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Oh Suzy!
00:26
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Her name is Suzy and she's lots of fun
Suzy: Hey...where is everyone?
She's got a family that loves her a ton
Look at all the heart she's won
Don't let her get you woozy
But if she does, just say: Oh Suzy!
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George and Lenny were the best of friends
They saw their lives through their own lens
It was almost as if they were brothers
Lenny was the big dumb taller one
He loved soft fuzzy things a ton
And everything he pets he smothers
Chorus:
Ohhh let me tell you how it goes
My name is John Steinbeck
I thought you'd like to know
Ohhh let me tell you how it goes
One of them dies at the end
George, he was the shorter of the two
He had a lot more things to do
Like the part where he kills Lenny...
He just wanted a life of his own
Wished someone would throw him a bone
As for pleasures, didn't have many.
Chorus
They go work on a farmy thing
But it turns out to quite a sting
Cause everyone was kind of shifty
They make friends with a few old men
Lenny squishes some guy's hand
It was actually rather nifty
There isn't too much more to tell
Lenny runs away pell-mell
After killing a woman
George, he shoots him in the head
He had to, now that guy is dead
But you saw that part coming
Chorus
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My Awesome Camera
01:51
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Got a package in the mail today
Coincidentally I just ordered a camcorder
Seven hundred fifty dollars to pay
The extra saving left borders on my hoarders side
Spent so many extra hours at the pizza place
Thought my family would never again see my face
But it was worth it; it was worth it; it was worth it
It was worth it cause...I knew it cause...
Chorus
My awesome camera is my best friend
My awesome camera will be with me till the bitter end
Cause my awesome camera
Is going to hammer yours
Down
My old camera could shoot in HD
But it doesn't match the new camera's quality
Wide angle lense; SteadiCam as well
24 FPS and slow-mo frivolity
Now I could stuff in five point one surround sound
Remote control provides opportunities abound
But it was worth it; it was worth it; it was worth it
It was worth it cause...I knew it cause...
Everything has manual adjustments
But you probably find that irrelevant
Chorus
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Virtus - Robin Hood
02:57
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There are those who have nothing
There are those who have it all
There is one who does his best to help those who fall
There are those who squash the needy
There are those who have no choice
There is one who does his best to give them a voice
Watch him go stabbing guardsmen
Watch him go stealing gold
Watch him go taking care of young and of old
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9. |
Only You (Instrumental)
01:07
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PogieJoe Oberlin, Ohio
I, Joe Kowalski, create a spectrum of videos, writings, and more. The songs here on Bandcamp are yours for free downloading pleasure!
